Queer Ally Cookies: You do not get one because THERE IS NO SUCH THING
What do you mean it's not a game? Of course it's a game. I made these cookies and they were super hard and you can't have any. It's a simulation, didn't you read the game info? It's just like real life. I am queer, and I have cookies, and you are a super nice person that wants to be my ally and YOU DO NOT GET A COOKIE.
I think I messed up. This simulation was supposed to be simulating the fact that ally cookies don't exist. But instead it just simulates that my cookies are real and I am a jerk that doesn't share.
Well, okay. I'm a jerk. A queer jerk who does not share cookies. Did I RUIN GAMING yet?